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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 15:00:54 GMT 1
Oh dear! I thought it was your dog having pups not you!!!!  I think you should have let Buffy read the instructions as she may have given you a good scratch to stop you in time. Have you checked down the back of the settee for the missing items? My other half has been known to test 9 volt batteries on his tongue but he assures me this is just a little tingle. I am amazed such things as tasers can be bought, there are complaints here that the police are allowed to use them. I hope the hole in your leg heals up soon. P.S. I know you were disappointed with your new computer but that is a bit extreme.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2014 1:27:22 GMT 1
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.  Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am...? I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?’ I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f...ing blanket.' After a few moments of silence... he farted. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 19:27:31 GMT 1
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you.'  |
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